Silliest Celebrity Baby Names

Silliest Celebrity Baby Names


It’s deeply touching how celebrities constantly seek to distinguish themselves from us, lesser mortals.

In their attempt to strike out, they don’t even spare their children who more than usually have to carry the burden of both their parents’ popularity and their own weird and pretentious names.

In creating this list, we’ve decided to skip the obvious: the names of Frank Zappa’s kids (Dweezil, Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin), as well as those of Bob Geldoff’s (Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie), since they are regulars and have become common knowledge.

This is our choice of the most silly celebrity names:

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  • A natural born American

    There were quite a few boys named Phinnaeus (Phinaeus, Phineas) throughout history. Possibly the two most famous were P.T. Barnum, and Phineas Gage. Lots of parents take liberties with the spelling of names.

  • bevgrey

    Marquise has been a popular name in African-American families for many years. People have been naming daughters Willow and Summer almost as long. None of these are silly, just names you are not familiar with, which is far different.

  • Stephen Houmard

    Forest Whitaker had sex….????